What's This?
New York City, NY - August 2017
A man and woman walked by with their pit bull. The man, wearing a blue checkered shirt and matching blue sneakers stopped to guess. “An octopus?…. A double wishbone?…. A fallen uterus?”
The woman laughed and looked at him sideways as she felt his guesses were getting progressively more ridiculous.
He urged her that he was on the right track. “No like the vagina, see?”
The woman laughed as she walked away from him.
He continued to justify his guess, “Like a baby is just part way out. But it's a boy cuz the balls.”
The woman looked down at the pit bull and asked, “Who let your owner out today?”
I acknowledged he was getting closer, “Actually you are not far off. It’s the clitoris!”
“SEE!!!” He proudly smiled. The woman shook her head, laughed, and definitely had enough of the shenanigans.